Darren!

So yeah.

Introductions are weird and awkward so I'm not going to do that business and instead talk about how much I like turtles and how cute pandas are and how I"m only twelve years old and what is this but not really and how I'm starving right now and theres an annoying bird tapping on my chamber door and creativity galore and static waves across the screen and how 白人看不懂 and Pho is the best food in the universe and how the acoustics in this room are quite subpar and how we might possibly come to love one another and btw, my name is Darren and not Jonas and MWAHHHH and x3 and farewell forever until next time.